You know, if I can get just one Brony into the amazingness of Breaking Bad, it’s all worth it.

You know, a pony with apple cider is like a mule with a spinning wheel!

Yeah, I know, not Breaking Bad related, but still cool!

Season 3, Episode 4

Walter: “This is very shoddy work, Pinkman. I’m actually embarrassed for you.”

I don’t really like to get at anything other than ponies and meth on this site but I feel as if this is an important enough issue to warrant mention. As you may know, currently there are two bills being put up through the U.S. Congress, the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) through the Senate and the Protect IP Act (PIPA) through the House. These acts were put forth in an effort by the entertainment industry to curb pirating of copyrighted materials, namely by shutting down websites that link to international websites which contain pirated TV shows, movies, and music. Now, I’m not about to go into my personal feelings towards piracy here (I’m against it, yet at the same time see it as a necessary evil) but the larger issue is the way the bill is phrased. It is very scattershot in it’s attacks against online pirates and, if passed, could be used as a portal of censorship on the internet. This is just a basic overview, and I encourage everybody to read further into the issue. The point is, if passed, this bill could shut down sites like Google, YouTube, Wikipedia, Facebook, Twitter, and yes, even Breaking Bad: Friendship is Magic (which I consider to be on the same caliber as the sites listed above). Please, go through the reading material and then contact your local Senate and House representative to voice your opposition to these bills, or if they are in favor, commemorate them for standing up against it. Anyway, spiel over.

Season 1, Episode 7

Tuco: “Shit man! Look at that! Look! Yeah, that’s messed up!”

Season 2, Episode 7

Jesse: “Well, we’re set. Boys are ready. Gonna make some mad cheddar, yo.” [Walter looks at Jesse] “Cheddar, Mr. White. Fat stacks. Dead Presidents. Cash money.”

The literal interpretation of this.

Season 1, Episode 2

Walter: “Will you please, just once, get off of my ass.”

Season 1, Episode 2

Walter: “I haven’t been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, nothing ever will. So right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass, you know?”

Christ almighty, how did I miss THIS one?

NOTE: The creators of Breaking Bad: Friendship is Magic do NOT endorse the Nazi Party. I cannot stress this enough.

Season 1, Episode 3

Jesse: “Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch!”

Season 4, Episode 8

Hector: “My advice…stick to chicken.”